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thought id share this with you!

Postby faveo » Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:52 pm

Went to B and Q to buy some jubilee clips for some leaking pipes.

Asked at the service counter, "where are your jubilee clips love?" in my chirpy northern accent.

the young girl at the counter stared at me for a good 5 seconds before replying in a severe tone of voice " sorry sir we dont stock jubilee merchandise we are a DIY company"

you couldnt make it up!

I honestly never laughed so much in all my life.

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Re: thought id share this with you!

Postby helgrrr » Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:59 pm

LMAO they do employ some nubs, I needed some caulk and they'd hidden it so I asked the spotty yoof where it was.

him " we don't stock that it went out of fashion years ago"

me "wtf"

him "no-one has bought those cork tiles since the 70's"

me "sigh"

But my absolute favourite was trying to buy my fussy cat the food she liked in Morrisons.

me "do you have any felix cat food"

shelfstacker n00b "sorry I don't think it's in season"
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Re: thought id share this with you!

Postby Gruul » Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:42 pm

Wait, what... Fav and Helgrrr have accents? :shock:

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